My anaconda will consider it

(via 2460ugh)

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how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

If they cared about the health of kids they’d have to change a hell of a lot more about public school than just the time of day it begins.

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best fanfic tropes:

  • 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
  • 'maybe we should pretend to date'
  • 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
  • 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

You forgot

  • I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
  • Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
  • Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
  • 'I fucking hate you let's make out'

(Source: iluvchrom, via beautyandthepriest)

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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

(via beautyandthepriest)

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team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

(via barrettwilbertweedvevo)

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When someone says they don’t like musicals

(via barrettwilbertweedvevo)

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i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via promortohell)

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Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: naughttyangel, via wilbertweed)

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